So, this is obviously the first post here, meaning it automatically has to be spectacular and out of this world in order for you folks to return. Which, all in all, is the primary basis for starting a blog to begin with; Sharing your innermost thoughts and feelings somewhat anonymously with the world, and hoping for that small shred of internet fame, or the rare moment of empathy. So, let me begin by telling you a fun tale of past times, both somewhat amusing and terrifying. I'll entitle it "Dear Diary"
"Dear Diary" (Told you I was going to)
Imagine that, as crazy as this sounds, you were born a demigod; that all of the
stories about Hercules and Perseus were true, and you were the next generation
of “heroes” that was destined to save the world. As if this wasn't enough, now
imagine that you were only 12-years-old when you found out, and you were forced to move away from home to a camp where they trained your "kind". This was my reality
about a year ago. It started a landslide of action, romance, and adventure. Let me start at the very beginning...
It was an average Tuesday morning when my alarm clock went off. Little did I know, it would be the last normal morning I'd have for a very long time, if not forever. It was seven o'clock and a typical school morning. I was probably dreaming about that stupid Halo game I played last night, or the girl that I had a massive crush on at the time. You know, typical teenage-guy stuff. I groggily sat up, wiping the "sand" from my eyes, and rolled out of bed. I went through my daily morning ritual of taking a nice hot shower (that lasted precisely 15 and a half minutes), eating the same cereal (cookie crisp), brushing my teeth with the same toothpaste (Colgate orange mint), and putting on the same pair of shoes that I had since the school year started (size 11 wide Nike something-or-others). You could say I was in a serious rut.
I threw on my backpack full of the homework that I was supposed to have done the previous night instead of the aforementioned Halo game and ran outside to catch the bus. Another average day at school, or so I thought. I absentmindedly greeted the driver with my typical morning greeting of, "Hey, Sal." Sal wasn't exactly what you would call mean, or gruff, or any other adjective describing anything other than happy. Sal was a very nice guy, and one of the rare few that actually enjoyed his job. What I heard in response was almost a low growl. Not so much one that you'd hear from an angry animal, although very similar. It was the kind of growl you got if you stared for just too long at that rough-looking biker dude, and he was annoyed by it. I gave him a quick glance as I took my seat.
The ride to school, for the most part, was normal. We took a few different turns than normal, and picked up a few students that I'd never seen before in my life, but we still ended up at school on time, and with all of our limbs still attached to boot. I got off the bus and went through my morning like normal. That is, until lunch...
I sat with the same group of friends that I normally do, talking about the same things that we do everyday. Pretty monotonous, looking back. Anyway, one of the "new" students that got onto the bus decided to sit at the one available seat we had left.
"Hey. What's up?" I asked as we all turned to look at him, trying not to isolate the new guy.
He hissed back at me, not unlike a cobra.
I gave him a look, "You alright, pal?"
"You smell like one, Brandon VanDeMortel..."
"Excuse me?" I asked, starting to freak out a little bit.
"Who is this guy?" My friend turned to me, "And how does he know your name, Brandon?"
"No idea..." I stood up and puffed out my chest like some demented cockatoo, hoping to look more imposing than I really was, "I think you should leave, pal. Maybe find a new place to sit..."
He immediately stood up, and, simply because I can't describe it any differently, changed: morphed. Large wings sprouted from his back as large demon horns sprouted from his temples, "Time to die, Brandon VanDeMortel."
I froze with fear. This couldn't possibly be happening. People didn't suddenly grow horns and wings, and then demand my death. So, I did the only thing any sane person would do; I turned and ran for dear life. I pushed my way through a crowd of other students, probably seventh graders, and immediately into my English Teacher.
"What's the rush, Brandon? You know there's no running in the hallways." He gave me a stern look.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Kelly..." I responded as if I actually cared about the school rules at this point, "I was being chased by someth-... someone..."
"I couldn't possibly imagine anyone chasing y-"
Just then, the demon-boy burst through the doors, looking even angrier than before, if that was possible. I turned to face him, "I don't know who you are, or what you want, but I think you have the wrong guy. I'm just a kid..."
Mr. Kelly put his arm in front of me as he stepped in front of me, "It took you longer than I expected,
lamia."
"There's no use, demigod. One of you will die." the
lamia hissed through razor-sharp teeth.
"What's he talking about, Mr. Kelly? Demigods? And what's a lamia?" I took a few steps back, "And I really don't have any desire to die..."
"Everything will be explained soon, Brandon.... Now, stay back!" He clenched his fists and charged the monster...
And that's all you get for now. Stay tuned for more.
B.V.